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Some nights are like this. I’ll wake up and cut on the parts of my body where no one can see just because the physical pain is more bearable than the emotional pain.

Some nights are like this. I’ll wake up and cut on the parts of my body where no one can see just because the physical pain is more bearable than the emotional pain.

Scariest part of dead space

Scariest part of dead space

pizza:

Life Hack #53957
How to give a blowjob (to a giant penis)
By tumblr user moistbottom

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via pizza)

hot4meteos:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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psych2go:

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crazycatshipper:

americanninjax:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

Oh my god

This makes me so happy~ ;w;

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